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coconuti:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

(via gnarly)

friccup:

when your chem teacher gives u a pop quizimage

(Source: confuslon, via frankiejayel)

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mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

Facts.

(via the0notesking)

sectumsempera:

stranger-touch:

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

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Your job’s a joke

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You’re broke

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Your love life’s DOA!

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It’s like your always stuck in second gear

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When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but….

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I’ll be there for you! When the rain starts to pour

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I’ll be there for you! Like I’ve been there before

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I’ll be there for you! 

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Cause’ you’re there for me too….

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sobbing

Omg.

(via date)

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king-emare:

bionicniall:

aswintheantifeminist:

bionicniall:

so who’s gonna tell all the white people that are against immigration how they got to America

We’re fully aware of how we got here. Most people here are just against illegal and mass immigration, not all immigration.

who’s gonna tell this person

wtf

(Source: bionicniall, via neworleans-unknown)

dippyeggs:

ah yes summer time for shorts

*unsticks thighs from plastic chair*

(via idjit-winchesters-in-the-impala)

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Instagram posts taking over tumblr and tumblr posts taking over Instagram. What has the world come too ?!